blacklist

here's a filler blog post to keep up with everyone else's updates today (confessional, alter ego, obnoxiously happy girl), inspired by ee-soh-hee's list shenanigans and most of my winter break spent driving doing good deeds, listening to top 40 radio

Things Black Musicians Instruct Me to Do:
1. Keep my love locked down
2. Supaman dat ho
3. Put a ring on it (only under the condition that I enjoyed the aforementioned "it")
4. Throw some D's
5. Live my life, steadily in the pursuit of paper
6. Grind on his dick, make it get a lil' bigger
7. Give him the Green Light
8. Tell him when to go

Life Lessons Learned through White Pop Artists' Music:
1. Dancing will negate any ramifications of irresponsibility, according to Lady GaGa, (Tagalog for dumbass) in her song "Just Dance"

2. Humans cannot tolerate extreme temperatures, as demonstrated by the Jonas Brothers' "Burning Up"

3. Teenage girls should not write love songs, or else they will end up sounding like Taylor Swift's "Love Story".

4. Make sure your girlfriend is straight, because apparently some of them enjoy kissing other women, as experienced first hand by Katy Perry in "I Kissed a Girl".