Valentine's Day

What I happened to be wearing today:

Always a celibate narcissist concept on Valentine's Day (l♥ME).

Last Valentine's Day was much more interesting...

a busy scheudle

Sorry I haven't updated much, mein ßcheüdle ist busy:

Andrew Nguyen: why is uci so slow with their scheudle
Me: what do you mean
Andrew Nguyen: for summer classes...
Andrew Nguyen: u know the scheudle of classes for summer?
Andrew Nguyen: like what classes they offer every quarter ???
Me: why can't you spell
Me: schedule
Me: yours sounds like a german word
Me: ßcheüdle

This is a filler post as per Andrew's request.

Here is a list I scrapped:

List of words that sound cute but have off-putting definitions
Autopsies!!
Rubble :]
Chitlins ^____~
Herpes ;]
Testes C:

Here are two random things:
Today I asked a guy for his number. I was eating an ice cream sandwich at the time, and by eating I mean chewing half of the frozen brick in my mouth with each bite. I'm sure I had chocolate caked all over my teeth, and my voice cracked while I said it.
"cAn I have -- erm, ahem. Can I have your number?"
He was not impressed, and as we left he told me: "I hope you don't ask girls for their numbers like that."
I played it off like o youza guy, uoncare. w/ez.

I also had a dream in which a frat bro douchebag gave me a hard time and wet my bedsheets right in front of me. I punched him in the face to get him to stop -- but as soon as I realized what I had done I immediately apologized: "Omigod sorry for punching you in the face *flinch*" because I'm a pussy even in my dreams. He exited my room in broific guffaws to the hallway to meet with two mediocre looking asian sorority girls. They too, giggled, their laughter reverberating out from their vacuous skulls.

I decided to stand up for myself for once! So I grabbed my soiled sheet, walked triumphantly to the hallway and, like a rag soaked in ether, smothered those girl's faces, smearing their slutty makeup, drowning out their annoying laughter. I looked at the frat bro and assumed the appropriate Rocco-mock tone and exclaimed something to the effect of:

"I TARGET UNDESERVING RESPECTABLE PEOPLE AND CUT THEM DOWN AT THEIR EXPENSE IN SOME FALSE EFFORT TO BRING MEANING AND MERIT TO MY LIFE, AFFIRMED BY THE LAUGHTER AND APPROVAL OF THESE MEDIOCRE ASIAN WOMEN THAT WOULD SETTLE FOR A MEDIOCRE WHITE MORON SUCH AS MYSELF, WHOM I WOULD SETTLE FOR BECAUSE I KNOW NO BETTER ABOUT ATTRACTIVE ASIAN WOMEN SO INSTEAD I TRUDGE ON DAY TO DAY WADING THROUGH ORIENTAL MEDIOCRITY, HOPING DESPERATELY TO SCORE SOME PUSSY TO BRAG ABOUT TO MY BROS."

Random.

Here are two YouTube videos:

Monochrome Dressed Korean Girls in HD (after surgery)

it's funny because i wear tight pants and i like to think i can rap

If there is a demand I will try to synthesize a "25 Fun Facts" thing for my next blog, but who would want to read a boring old list anyway?!

i can write occult porn novels

Here is an excerpt of what I have to write for my writing class regarding Hellsing Vol. 1 and Hellsing Ultimate OVA:

Alucard's firearm for reference

"I too, noticed the questionably phallic nature of the weapons in Hellsing, an observation made solely as a result of being an observant, critical reader (and for that reason alone.). Even the front cover and the very first page of the manga contain flagrantly phallic imagery of Alucard and his gun. Alucard’s gun is his preferred method of killing, the source of his lethal power. In the anime, the gun is visually glorified to the point of a fetish. When Alucard opens fire on the ghouls, the illustration of the gun is upgraded to a CG rendering. The camera slows down and pans down its long barrel, showing its methodical, powerful… thrusting, for a lack of a better term, as it recoils from each shot. After Alucard unloads an unrealistic amount of rounds for a handgun clip, the camera cuts to the hot, empty shells spilling onto the floor (a piece of imagery that I will assume is understood without further needed explanation). His gun’s ability to kill what nothing else can, to dispense a seemingly unlimited amount of ammunition, and to intimidate foes and amaze comrades further demonstrates Hirano’s overwhelming fetish for guns. I understand Min’s hypothesis that these guns as sex organs play a role in a metaphor for death and violence as sex, but I think this glorification of weapons serves another purpose as well. For me, personally, I see the characters with better guns and more firepower to be more powerful and masculine. This imagery is a tool to make the target audience (young males) admire the protagonist and his sidekick subconsciously."

DMZ

Yesterday's news, aka,

NOOOOO KOREAN GIRLSSSS!!!

SEOUL (Reuters) - North Korea's army said on Saturday it would assume an "all-out confrontational posture" against the South and wipe out the conservative government in Seoul for refusing to cooperate with them.

Source (Reuters UK)

Don't worry, KoreanDJ will edgeguard the DMZ

School has started and my workload is still pretty difficult despite my more convenient schedule. I'd rather not talk about it, it's quite boring.

Yesterday I watched one of my favorite movies on Lifetime, Sister Act II: Back in the Habit (1993), featuring the lovely Lauryn Hill.

She was my first celebrity crush. Who was yours? (Comment!)

While looking through my old YouTube favorites, I came upon this video (literally):

Girl in the back left, aka the non-attention whore, plz

On a side note, Boxcuttuhz and Quest in the finals of ABDC, please. Lydia Paek of Boxcuttuhz is originally from Quest anyway.
And if you haven't watched enough videos, be sure to watch the video under peasantvision: it's an eerily accurate summary of every typical breakup.. haha.

blacklist

here's a filler blog post to keep up with everyone else's updates today (confessional, alter ego, obnoxiously happy girl), inspired by ee-soh-hee's list shenanigans and most of my winter break spent driving doing good deeds, listening to top 40 radio

Things Black Musicians Instruct Me to Do:
1. Keep my love locked down
2. Supaman dat ho
3. Put a ring on it (only under the condition that I enjoyed the aforementioned "it")
4. Throw some D's
5. Live my life, steadily in the pursuit of paper
6. Grind on his dick, make it get a lil' bigger
7. Give him the Green Light
8. Tell him when to go

Life Lessons Learned through White Pop Artists' Music:
1. Dancing will negate any ramifications of irresponsibility, according to Lady GaGa, (Tagalog for dumbass) in her song "Just Dance"

2. Humans cannot tolerate extreme temperatures, as demonstrated by the Jonas Brothers' "Burning Up"

3. Teenage girls should not write love songs, or else they will end up sounding like Taylor Swift's "Love Story".

4. Make sure your girlfriend is straight, because apparently some of them enjoy kissing other women, as experienced first hand by Katy Perry in "I Kissed a Girl".