2009-02-14
2009-02-02
a busy scheudle
Sorry I haven't updated much, mein ßcheüdle ist busy:
This is a filler post as per Andrew's request.
Here is a list I scrapped:
List of words that sound cute but have off-putting definitions
Autopsies!!
Rubble :]
Chitlins ^____~
Herpes ;]
Testes C:
Here are two random things:
Today I asked a guy for his number. I was eating an ice cream sandwich at the time, and by eating I mean chewing half of the frozen brick in my mouth with each bite. I'm sure I had chocolate caked all over my teeth, and my voice cracked while I said it.
"cAn I have -- erm, ahem. Can I have your number?"
He was not impressed, and as we left he told me: "I hope you don't ask girls for their numbers like that."
I played it off like o youza guy, uoncare. w/ez.
I also had a dream in which a frat bro douchebag gave me a hard time and wet my bedsheets right in front of me. I punched him in the face to get him to stop -- but as soon as I realized what I had done I immediately apologized: "Omigod sorry for punching you in the face *flinch*" because I'm a pussy even in my dreams. He exited my room in broific guffaws to the hallway to meet with two mediocre looking asian sorority girls. They too, giggled, their laughter reverberating out from their vacuous skulls.
I decided to stand up for myself for once! So I grabbed my soiled sheet, walked triumphantly to the hallway and, like a rag soaked in ether, smothered those girl's faces, smearing their slutty makeup, drowning out their annoying laughter. I looked at the frat bro and assumed the appropriate Rocco-mock tone and exclaimed something to the effect of:
"I TARGET UNDESERVING RESPECTABLE PEOPLE AND CUT THEM DOWN AT THEIR EXPENSE IN SOME FALSE EFFORT TO BRING MEANING AND MERIT TO MY LIFE, AFFIRMED BY THE LAUGHTER AND APPROVAL OF THESE MEDIOCRE ASIAN WOMEN THAT WOULD SETTLE FOR A MEDIOCRE WHITE MORON SUCH AS MYSELF, WHOM I WOULD SETTLE FOR BECAUSE I KNOW NO BETTER ABOUT ATTRACTIVE ASIAN WOMEN SO INSTEAD I TRUDGE ON DAY TO DAY WADING THROUGH ORIENTAL MEDIOCRITY, HOPING DESPERATELY TO SCORE SOME PUSSY TO BRAG ABOUT TO MY BROS."
Random.
Here are two YouTube videos:
If there is a demand I will try to synthesize a "25 Fun Facts" thing for my next blog, but who would want to read a boring old list anyway?!
Andrew Nguyen: why is uci so slow with their scheudle
Me: what do you mean
Andrew Nguyen: for summer classes...
Andrew Nguyen: u know the scheudle of classes for summer?
Andrew Nguyen: like what classes they offer every quarter ???
Me: why can't you spell
Me: schedule
Me: yours sounds like a german word
Me: ßcheüdle
This is a filler post as per Andrew's request.
Here is a list I scrapped:
List of words that sound cute but have off-putting definitions
Autopsies!!
Rubble :]
Chitlins ^____~
Herpes ;]
Testes C:
Here are two random things:
Today I asked a guy for his number. I was eating an ice cream sandwich at the time, and by eating I mean chewing half of the frozen brick in my mouth with each bite. I'm sure I had chocolate caked all over my teeth, and my voice cracked while I said it.
"cAn I have -- erm, ahem. Can I have your number?"
He was not impressed, and as we left he told me: "I hope you don't ask girls for their numbers like that."
I played it off like o youza guy, uoncare. w/ez.
I also had a dream in which a frat bro douchebag gave me a hard time and wet my bedsheets right in front of me. I punched him in the face to get him to stop -- but as soon as I realized what I had done I immediately apologized: "Omigod sorry for punching you in the face *flinch*" because I'm a pussy even in my dreams. He exited my room in broific guffaws to the hallway to meet with two mediocre looking asian sorority girls. They too, giggled, their laughter reverberating out from their vacuous skulls.
I decided to stand up for myself for once! So I grabbed my soiled sheet, walked triumphantly to the hallway and, like a rag soaked in ether, smothered those girl's faces, smearing their slutty makeup, drowning out their annoying laughter. I looked at the frat bro and assumed the appropriate Rocco-mock tone and exclaimed something to the effect of:
"I TARGET UNDESERVING RESPECTABLE PEOPLE AND CUT THEM DOWN AT THEIR EXPENSE IN SOME FALSE EFFORT TO BRING MEANING AND MERIT TO MY LIFE, AFFIRMED BY THE LAUGHTER AND APPROVAL OF THESE MEDIOCRE ASIAN WOMEN THAT WOULD SETTLE FOR A MEDIOCRE WHITE MORON SUCH AS MYSELF, WHOM I WOULD SETTLE FOR BECAUSE I KNOW NO BETTER ABOUT ATTRACTIVE ASIAN WOMEN SO INSTEAD I TRUDGE ON DAY TO DAY WADING THROUGH ORIENTAL MEDIOCRITY, HOPING DESPERATELY TO SCORE SOME PUSSY TO BRAG ABOUT TO MY BROS."
Random.
Here are two YouTube videos:
Monochrome Dressed Korean Girls in HD (after surgery)
it's funny because i wear tight pants and i like to think i can rap
If there is a demand I will try to synthesize a "25 Fun Facts" thing for my next blog, but who would want to read a boring old list anyway?!
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